We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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