Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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