ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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