and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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