Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Two words: nipple clamps
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