Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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