Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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