It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Sponge bath it is.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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