I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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