So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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