RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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