Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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