I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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