operation harelip BJ is a go
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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