have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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