You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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