I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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