If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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