then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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