bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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