That's intense
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
