Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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