Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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