But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
whose ass print is on the piano?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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