question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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