I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
worst night to have a conscience
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She's the barista slut.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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