Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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