Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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