The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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