I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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