nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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