I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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