last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
His hands were made for my vagina.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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