My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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