You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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