i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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