i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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