in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
MIDGETS
????
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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