On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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