At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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