You really coming over, don't trick.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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