About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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