you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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