On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we made out on top of his cat.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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