Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
