i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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