she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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