I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
