Small penises have feelings too.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Who died my cat blue again?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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