I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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