We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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