Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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