Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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