I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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