He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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