New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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