For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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